beyoncevevo:

i feel like most of you are following me just to wait for me to slip up so u can drag me into the pits of hell 

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

and the amount of notes now proves my point

lazypacific:

"I just need you."

lazypacific:

"I just need you."

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

dulect:

I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to

userbar:

dash did a thing

userbar:

dash did a thing

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

  • me reading my own posts: um no one cares asshole
  • sweetcornvevo:

    image

    i miss the old nicki minaj

    lostentirely:

    inbox:

    ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

    who